She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
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wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
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Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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