I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
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I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
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My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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