Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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