why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
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He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
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Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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