this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
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He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
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How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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