lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
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Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
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I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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