I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
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you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
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Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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