My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
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Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
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you never un-have a 4some
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet