She announced her abortion via fbk
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
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Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
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We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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