Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
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So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
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ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?