If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
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She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
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tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange