She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Shame is for Republicans.
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