My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
