i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
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I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
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I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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