i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
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My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
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I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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