Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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