they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Do vagina's smell?
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you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
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Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
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