just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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