I'm really into asian looking animals
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
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felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
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Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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