Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
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Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
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Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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