i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
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first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
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That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.