I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
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The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
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The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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