Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
Randomize