There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
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just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
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With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize