you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
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You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
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You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
and you fell through a lawn chair
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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