do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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