K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.