i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
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If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
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I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.