He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
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i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
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all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I made him laugh his dick is mine