We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
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He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
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She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?