They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
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He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
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i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize