return my video game
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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