How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
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You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
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Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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