dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
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When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
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I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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