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She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
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I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
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twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
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He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
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SO. MANY. SHOTS.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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