I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
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Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
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Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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