please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Do vagina's smell?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
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Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
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I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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