I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
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Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
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One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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