i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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