We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
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I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
My ass is underappreciated
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Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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