How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I think my vagina is haunted
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You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
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I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
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