WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I would fuck him just for his dog
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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