i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
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Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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