Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
she pinky promised me she was 18
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
