hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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