The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
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can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
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Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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