Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
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I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
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Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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