Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
false alarm, still single
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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