Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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