Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
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At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
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He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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