hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
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what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
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I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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