No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
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