that's an acceptable place to lick
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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