she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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