Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
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It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
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If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
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