You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
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I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
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i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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